[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]
i just want natasha to decide that sam and clint need to be BEST FRIENDS RIGHT NOW so her awesome bird puns can get twice the impact
so she uses her questionable matchmaking skills, talking sam up to clint (“he can fly, you know, you just gotta convince him you’re lighter than steve”) and talking clint up to sam (“he’s a slow runner! you can lap him all you want!”) and sending them texts inviting them to avengers outings and they show up expecting a big group but it’s just the two of them, booked for a weekend spa retreat in montana OOPS
and at first clint and sam are like wtf because they have nothing in common, but eventually they get resigned to it (the one thing that they both DO agree upon is that natasha romanoff’s wishes are a force to be reckoned with) and play a lot of mario kart and start an “underappreciated avengers club” where they bitch about the lack of falcon and hawkeye merch and how they always get mistaken for each other??
and the first time clint and sam walk into the room together, hotly debating which tex-mex joint in manhattan has the best queso fresco, natasha takes one look at them and gets this delighted look on her face.
"birds of a feather flock together," she says, and then laughs for years at her own joke
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ
*new character appears*
"i like them"
*reblogs 80 different photosets and gifs of the exact same few scenes with them in it*
autistic mako mori is so important
autistic mako mori learning to use swords because guns are sensory nightmares
autistic mako mori with a special interest in jaegers and lady danger in particular and taking control of the entire project because shes become the Expert
autistic mako mori getting stim toys from stacker when she’s particularly stressed
autistic mako mori stimming by fighting in the kwoon (it clears her head)
autistic mako mori with strength in gross motor skills and struggles in fine motor skills, so she has speaking and typing software for her work as an engineer & stuff
autistic mako mori doing 51 drops on the simulator and getting them all perfect because she’s “one of our brightest”
autistic mako mori speaking 3+ languages and talking with other neurodivergent rangers & workers in their first languages so they get the resources they need
autistic mako mori being a huge advocate and fighting against the bureaucracy of the PPDC and trying to get more resources for physically, mentally, & developmentally disabled workers & especially rangers
autistic mako mori heading the fight for better care for veterans of the Kaiju War, demanding better treatment for people suffering from PTSD and complete coverage for any and all who served, in whatever capacity
autistic mako mori getting overwhelmed by the LOUD HUGE shatterdome and curling up in her room with a soft toy and a weighted blanket and stimming until its a little easier
autistic mako mori being gifted with noise canceling headphones by the kaidanovskys. sasha gives her a squeeze on the shoulder & a wink, and aleksis gives her a huge bear hug
autistic mako mori getting to pet aleksis’ soft beard because sensory seeking, good soft things can be hard to find in the cities near the breach uwu
autistic mako mori going non-verbal and signing with the wei brothers, because 1 of them is deaf and teaches her when she and stacker are in hong kong the first time
autistic mako mori
natasha romanoff is the kind of person who could kill you with her bare hands if she had to but she is also probably the kind of person who would purposely take the squeaky chair and wobble on it and drive everyone crazy
It’s totally obvious that I think about Hermann sleeping a lot, isn’t it…I don’t know why, I just do.
☾ - sleep headcanon
Possibly due to his light weight, Hermann gets cold really easily, and he finds it (even more) difficult to sleep if he is even the tiniest bit chilly. So when he sleeps he likes to be covered in about fifty layers of blankets (and possibly a freckled biologist) and cuddle up to the blankets and even pull them over his head. Newt has often found Hermann completely buried to the point of being invisible under all of his blankets.